Episode 13: Be My Wittle Baybee -
Barbarian 2022
2022
Written and Directed by: Zach Cregger
Rated R
1h 42m
Time stamps:
Movie Sterts: 27:05
Movie Ends: 2:01:35
One of our highest rated films, and once you watch, you can understand why this film is incredibly difficult to describe or even categorize.
If you dislike whimpering, screaming, and sputtering, especially the faith kind, we highly recommend you skip this recording. If, on the other hand, you delight in the abject horror and disturbed babbling of someone, then congratulations, this recording is for you. Legend says faith is still screaming.
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EPISODE 12: Mr. Pinhead, bring me a scream -
Hellraiser (1987)
1987
Written and Directed by: Clive Barker
Rated R
1h 34m
Time stamps:
Movie Starts: 24:30
Movie Ends: 1:55: 34
If you listen closely, you might hear the start of a couple of things in this pod! While any... prudish people might take a couple on the chin watching this one, it is definitely entertaining.
Also, faith is still scandalized by this movie to this day.
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You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com.
2017
Written by: Chase Palmer, Cary Joji Fukunaga, Gary Dauberman
Directed by : Andy Muschietti
Rated R
2h 15m
Time stamps:
Movie Starts: 15:15
Post movie chat starts: 2:24:30
We are officially running out of "Its," but since we, once again, couldn't make up our minds, we elected to re-watch It part 1 (the remake).
Tune in to hear how many screams faith lets loose and us discussing what each of the characters' fears mean while trying not to spoil the movie.
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You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com.
EPISODE 10: It Mini OG Part 1:
Floating in Nostalgia - It (Mini Series)
1990
Written by: Stephen King (Novel), Tommy Lee Wallace,
Lawrence D. Cohen
Directed by : Tommy Lee Wallace
Rated TV-14
3h 12m (total)
Time stamps:
Movie starts: 22:00
Post movie chat starts: 1:58:00
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Welcome to another episode of "we couldn't figure out what to watch," with faith n' Ray Ray.
Continuing our trip down nostalgia street, listen to us compare this mini-series from what we'd seen with the more recent version of IT since we clearly love clowns, Tim Curry, and Seth Green's wolfish history.
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**no ratings for this ep as we are waiting until we finish the mini-series. And we promise we will. Maybe. Kind of. Maybe not.
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Show Notes/Extras:
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EPISODE 9: By Grabthar's Hammer... HUWAT a savings - Galaxy Quest
1999
Written by: David Howard and Robert Gordon
Directed by : Dean Parisot
Rated PG
1h 42m
(New!) Time stamps:
Movie starts: 18:00
Post movie chat starts: 1:56:00
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Take a trip with us down memory lane as we giggle to ourselves throughout this entire film. Seriously. This pod is 80% giggles, 48% guffaws, and 38% trying to imitate alien noises. You're welcome.
One of the best movies in the 90s, watch this classic rock the shit out of this in every single way.
PS. Ray Ray's imitation of their alien language is perfection.
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Show Notes/Extras:
Jay Baruchel​
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EPISODE 8: Charlize Please -
Dark Places
2015
Written by: Gilles Paquet-Brenner & Gillian Flynn
Directed by : Gilles Paquet-Brenner
Rated R
1h 53m
Extra warning on this one as this movie was a surprise trip to bummers' town, USA. faith thought this was going to be a scary movie - and it was scary, just not in the way she thought. Listen to us go along this bumpy, grimy, and frustrating ride which left faith feeling like a dirty ashtray.
P.S And just so Ray Ray won't forget; it's masc energy, femme presenting (keep an eye out as this may change in the future).
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EPISODE 7: Execute Order 1666 -
FEAR STREET: PART 3 - 1666
2021
Written by: Phil Graziadei, Leigh Janiak, and Kate Trefry
Directed by : Leigh Janiak
Rated R
1h 54m
We made it! Considering our paper thin attention spans, we somehow managed to finish the trilogy. We must celebrate.
In the finale of the popular Netflix trilogy, so many truths are revealed; how the legend of Sarah Fier actually started, faith reacts the same to both spicy AND scary scenes, and that Ray Ray is a mutant.
Listen to us as we handle the final chapter of the Fear Street and ruminate on possible sequels or in-betweens.
ps. faith's recounting and retelling of the Simpson's episode was both accurate and exact, if you completely ignore what those words actually mean. Cut her some slack, people. She's gettin old.
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EPISODE 6:
Camp Where the fck are all the adults: The seventies - FEAR STREET: PART 2 - 1978
2021
Written by: Zak Olkewicz, Leigh Janiak, Phil Graziadei
Directed by : Leigh Janiak
Rated R
1h 49m
We have a name! … which you all knew already because clearly, this podcast is named but, HEY we didn't know at the time so live the moment through us.
In the meat in the Fear Street trilogy, faith's disdain for summer camps is solidified. Meanwhile, Ray Ray's previous expertise comes in handy as she deconstructs all the inaccuracies of how campers vs counselors are, how this camp is run, and the real color wars (not really).
Join us in the nostalgia of a time when neither of us were alive as we see how the events of the past map the situation and characters in Fear Street now that’s what we call music 93.
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EPISODE 5:
Domo AriagaPoe Mr. Robato -
Ex Machina
2014
Written and Directed by Alex Garland
Rated R
1h 48m
Proceeding with our lesiruely lumber down the A24 brick road, our next stop is Ex Machina.
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Listen to us discuss corporate America, manipulative narcissistic idiots, and what exactly is AI as we slow dance to this robotic waltz.
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EPISODE 4:
Kimi-nal Minds: Good Murderous Help is Hard to Find -
KIMI
2022 Written by David Koepp
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Rated R
1h 29m
The first movie we've seen that navigates the obstacles that were a "free gift with purchase" from a pandemic we didn't want.
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Listen and watch along (or not, ew, do what you want) as we marvel at rich poeple real estate, thug incompetence, the true pain of teeth problems, and the satisfaction when a film nails certain aspects of the story. Whether or not it makes sense or if it's feasible is another issue.
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Show Notes/Extras:
The Midnight Library by Matt Haig
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EPISODE 3:
CoulroHOEbia part deaux: We all bounce down here -
IT CHAPTER TWO
2019 Written by Stephen King (based on the novel "It" by) and Gary Dauberman (screenplay by),
Directed by Andy Muschietti
Rated R
2h 49m
Extra trigger warning as this movie is overflowing with mental and emotional landmines.
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No, you didn't miss an episode. faith had not seen It Chapter 2, and Ray Ray thought watching a film that could potentially scare faith into a coronary would be humorous. Friendship, am I right?
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Listen to us cackle and make completely inappropriate comments while our appreciation for the conclusion of Stephen King's It balloons into fondness.
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P.S. Ray Ray vehemently and categorically denies that this was chosen to scare faith to an early grave. No faiths were harmed while watching this film.
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EPISODE 2:
Queer Street 1994 (NOW that's what I Call Music 18) -
FEAR STREET PART ONE - 1994
2021 Written by R.L Stine, Directed by Leight Janiak
Rated R
1h 47 minutes
New mic who dis? We enter a new era of buttery smooth
Ray Ray vocals. Your eardrums will be pleased.
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We go back in time to one of the best decades ever, the 90s. Enjoy a good old fashioned slasher film with us while we critique music, clothing choices, and most importantly, not finish stories or thoughts because everything distracts us.
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*RIP EARS WARNING* faith screams a LOT during this movie.
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EPISODE 1:
THE PHANTOM MEN-ASS - MIDSOMMAR
2019
Written and Directed by Ari Aster
Rated R
2h 28 minutes
So it begins. Our first official podcast starts off with one of our many A24 Productions film recordings - Midsommar, a family classic.
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Listen to us react and blather on as the movie tackles mental health, relationships, communication (or lack there of), and an introspection on acceptable practives vs. cultural differences.
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